suitcase life

Living out of a suitcase is just grand. Let me tell you about my morning. When I got up this morning I thought I had plenty of time to get ready. But then I couldn't find my tights. Add five minutes to my morning for looking for them. When I came to the conclusion that they must be gone forever I decided that I better shave my legs. Add another five minutes. Then I started doing my makeup. Where on earth did my eyeliner go? Only add one minute looking for that because I have spare eyeliner. (Thank goodness!) It needed to be sharpened though and where in the heck is my eyeliner sharpener? Probably hanging out somewhere with the missing eyeliner. Add another unsuccessful minute looking for that and then another two minutes for digging the old one out of the trash and disinfecting it. I'm not even kidding. I was all ready to go when I realized that I needed to pay my tithing. Needless to say I couldn't find my checkbook anywhere. I only looked for about two minutes though because after adding up all my delays I was going to be late for church. Luckily when I stepped out the door it was a frigid ZERO degrees fahrenheit and I made up all my lost time nearly sprinting to church because I thought I was going to die of the cold. And I haven't even left yet. Amazing.